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Post by RADL Commissioner on Dec 16, 2010 0:46:25 GMT -5
During a recent conference call Deadwood Deathstar WR Early Doucet proclaimed in no uncertain terms, "The Deathstar is going to put the hurt on each and every Flesh starter."
Doucet, who's 16 points rank last on the team, was asked why he choose the playoffs to bring this new unneeded bravado. "Brave avocado?" Doucet queried.
"Quantanimo bay, guacamole, shit don't matter, Sabers are coming into a house of hurt and we're piling up flesh into a pyramid of sexy, Lindsay England style."
Andre Johnson was seen punching Doucet several times in the face. No punishment is expected from the Deadwood staff.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 17, 2010 9:15:01 GMT -5
During a recent media session in the Flesh Sabers locker room, Stuart Scott noticed Early Doucet's comments were conspicuously missing from the famed Flesh Sabers Bulletin Board.
Stu talked to Captain Tom Brady about it: "Tom, are you and the other Sabers using back up, no playing, no talent, scrub Early Doucet's comments as a motivating factor in your upcoming battle with the Deadwood Deathstars"
"Stu, not at all. Frankly, we've been here before, we're the hottest team in the galaxy headed into the playoffs for the second straight year, we don't need motivation from a guy who'll be lucky to make the practice squad of See Spock Run next year."
"Tom, what do the Flesh Sabers have to do to win this week?"
"Focus on the fundamentals, win in the power running game, and take advantage of their spotty QB play. I mean, we've got, well me as QB...straight out stud, hot wife, hot ex girlfriend, long flowing, greek god like hair, arm like a cannon, so yeah, we're good there. The death stars have a guy who couldn't make it in DC and now throws to brick handed receivers, a guy who's literally like 50 years old, a guy with a broken shoulder, and a guy who's been so bad lately the Deathstar's been looking to pack him away on an escape pod pre-game so he can't hurt them with negative points."
"Tom, last question any response to the fact that No punishment is expected from the Deadwood staff for Doucet's comments"
"No worries Stu, we'll have plenty to hand out to him ourselves"
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Post by Deleted on Dec 18, 2010 19:04:04 GMT -5
How did your two sorry teams make the playoffs?
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Post by RADL Commissioner on Dec 20, 2010 1:34:23 GMT -5
I'm banging the commish.
Rutley? Who knows.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 21, 2010 4:57:20 GMT -5
;D
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