Post by Nerf Herders on Jun 16, 2012 16:42:04 GMT -5
read below to see if you are a Fantasy Football addict.
If you've ever answered your office phone with your fantasy football team name…You’re an Addict!
If your wife asks you if you want to go to the flea market on a Sunday morning, and you totally flip out and start yelling because you don’t do anything on Sundays except watch football…..then realize it's March…You’re an Addict!
If your Fantasy Football trophy is easier to see than your wedding picture…You’re an Addict!
If your boss asks you for a rough draft and you start telling him about the year you drafted Shaun Alexander…after he retired…You’re an Addict!
If you ever made a draft pick while attending a funeral…You’re an Addict!
If you have 42 Fantasy Football Apps on your smartphone…You’re an Addict!
If you catch your child when he falls and then spike him…You’re an Addict!
If you’ve ever been in a custody battle over a fantasy football trophy…You’re an Addict!
If you retweet an athlete’s tweet about the color of his shoes…You’re an Addict!
If you encourage your wife to go out and meet new men on Sundays…You’re an Addict!
If you just named your newborn boy "OchoCinco"…You’re an Addict!
If you wake up on a Sunday morning and the first thing you think of is whether or not Percy Harvin is playing today, and not who the woman in your bed is…You’re an Addict!
If you ever made a trade while taking a shit…You’re an Addict!
If you’ve ever shouted out “Arian Foster” while making love to your wife…You’re an Addict!
If you think the NFL RedZone channel is the best channel on TV…You’re an Addict!
If you tell your wife you can’t have sex in May because you don’t want to have a baby during the Superbowl…You’re an Addict!
If you miss the birth of your child because you were working on a trade…You’re an Addict!
If you run into a burning building just to save your cheatsheets…You’re an Addict!
If you sleep with your fantasy football trophy…You’re an Addict!
If you drive to another state just to talk another owner into a trade…You’re an Addict!
If your clothes closet is full of football jerseys and nothing else…You’re an Addict!
If you’ve ever gotten a tattoo of your favorite player on your butt… You’re an Addict!
If you have a 2-minute warning during sex…You’re an Addict!
If you know the name of every fourth-string wide receiver in the NFL, but can’t remember your mother-in-law’s name…You’re an Addict!
If the wallpaper in your new house is a big draftboard commemorating your championship draft…You’re an Addict!
If you read this entire article…You’re an Addict!