AA
Not the Droid I Seek
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Post by AA on May 3, 2013 9:58:09 GMT -5
A source in the Alderaan Avengers front office told RADL press that the team is not in the running for Calvin Johnson. "He's definitely an elite talent, but the type of money we expect him to command is out of our league. We won the title last year without him, and we can do it again without him!"
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Nerf Herders
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Post by Nerf Herders on May 8, 2013 14:48:08 GMT -5
.......this just in from fleet HQ, a record # of bids is threatening to crash bidding account. League commissioner and Viagra spokesman Steve "Deadwood is not literal" Theirs released the following statement Wednesday morning. "I get 5Gig memory free with my gmail account. After the 1swt hour bidding was open I had to pay for extra space. It's out of control, we've never had so many teams with so much cap space bidding all at once. It's total mass hysteria." - end quote.
Reaction around the league has been mixed. We caught up with a few team managers and this is what they had to say.
Scruffy Looking Nerf Herders. "I think Steve should end it at midnight tonight, that way he has time to calculate all the requests. As far as having to pay for extra storage space, I'd say the death star wasn't very well designed if that's the case. Maybe next time they take that space they put an exhaust vent, you know the one the rebels ALWAYS use to blow it up, and use that for extra storage."
E'Wok & Roll - "Yubnub ee chee wa maa treek wewaa!"
O.S.V. Yoda - "There's bidding going on? Look at the pretty birds up in the trees. What if C-A-T actually spelled dog? Wow. I was watching this object man, li-like the satellite that we saw the other night, right? And, like, it was going right across the sky, man, and then… I mean it just suddenly, uh, it just changed direction and went whizzin right off, man. It flashed… Dude, where's my lightsaber?"
Darth Maulers - "When I came into this league, I was told I'd have more money to spend than the Rebels. Well, I'm spendin it. Not on worthless rookies, but vested players with experience. 5, 10, 20 50 bids, what ever it takes. Free space, there is no free space now that I'm in this league. Come to the dark side of the Force!!"
There you have it folks, directly from the owners mouths. As for the time it will take to sift through all the bids coming in, commissioner has assured us it won't take all that long. Stay tuned for all the latest league news and rumors.
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Post by Deleted on May 8, 2013 23:02:42 GMT -5
Close. Counting up, I see.... 48 bids.
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Nerf Herders
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Post by Nerf Herders on May 8, 2013 23:36:39 GMT -5
WOW......Yupnub indeed.
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