Nerf Herders
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Post by Nerf Herders on Aug 17, 2015 11:42:21 GMT -5
...up by his o-line.
#4 made me laugh...
1. Those really are his friends and he wants to say "hi" to them
Just because a lot of us are introverts, that doesn't mean Trent has to be. He appreciates the hard work his linemen are putting in and he wants to tell them thank you. Even if that means risking getting tackled. Trent is just a good friend.
2. He doesn't know he has the ball
Maybe he thinks one of the guys in the pile has the ball and he's going to tell them about the giant gaping hole that will surely lead directly to the end zone. "Hey! Guys! Over here! I found the place where we're supposed to go! Quit wrestling with each other and come over here so we can get off the field and get some Capri Suns!"
3. There is a bomb in the middle of that pile that only Trent Richardson can disarm
Winning isn't everything, especially when the fate of the world is at stake. Trent is a selfless man, willing to sacrifice stats and victories for the good of mankind. Thank you, Trent Richardson. Thank you for saving us.
4. The end zone has cooties
Can't blame the guy if that's the case.
So quit assuming you know everything about football and making fun of a nice guy who doesn't want cooties and just saved your life.
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